Tearjerker of the Day

Proctor & Gamble, there’s no way you’re gonna pull my heart strings with this celebration of moms, you sneaky bastards! Because I know it’s only my wallet you’re… oh, you used swimming as one of the sports… funny, I used to be a competitive swimmer… and wouldn’t you know, my mom always took me to practice… and saw every race… whether I won or lost she was always there to support… isn’t that something… *sniff*… TAKE MY MONEY P&G.

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